So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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