New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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