windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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