Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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