id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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