the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
ok first of all what the fuck
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
