We won't sleep together?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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