I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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