But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
well most of my day revolves around power hour
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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