I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
