found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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