"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
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..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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