I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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