Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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