"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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