Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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