absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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