I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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