Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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