No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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