In the future we'll all be gay
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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