He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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