Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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