Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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