Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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