well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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