Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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