he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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