Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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