Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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