Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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