thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Drake has all the answers
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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