Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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