I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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