Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
is wine microwaveable?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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