They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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