we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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