I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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