It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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