does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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