is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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