.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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