Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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