I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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