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• (269): View more from Michigan

  did you hook up austin?

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  No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?

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  you.

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  oh yeah. preciate

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"

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• (716): View more from New York

  i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.

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• (650): View more from California

  You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow

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