i think my tv is drunk
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize