It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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