My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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