It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
They have beer where we have blood.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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