Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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