And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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