took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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