She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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