you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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